IttttssssHeidi!
Teacher: Why didn’t you do your homework
Me: Well

Teacher: Why didn’t you do your homework
Me: Well

matthewsagan:

when your nudes get leaked

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To whoever leaked JLaw’s Nudes:

brbr3adinq:

Couldn’t you have leaked the Mockingjay trailer instead?

princeowl:

what the hell r u doing unfollowing me while im asleep that is disrespectful

chalkandwater:

Can we appreciate John Smith here for a second? He’s so into it.

chalkandwater:

Can we appreciate John Smith here for a second? He’s so into it.

methlaboratories:

MONKEYS in the ARCTIC?! whats next, vampires on the weekend?!

recoveringborderline:

Wow.

groovyviewbie:

flightlessbird-americananchor:

saucegay-uchyeehaw:

crosspin:

seblaine:

circletines:

IF YOU SAY THE WORD BATTERIES REALLY FAST IT SOUNDS LIKE YOURE SAYING “PARIS” IN A FRENCH ACCENT

WORD OF WARNING THIS ONLY WORKS IF YOU HAVE AN AMERICAN ACCENT IF NOT YOU WILL JUST SIT IN YOUR ROOM LIKE A KNOB SAYING BATTERIES

what in god’s name is a knob

cause

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what is going on in this post

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Funnily enough the banana is an accurate representation of a knob 

missdontcare-x:

jaw game strong

missdontcare-x:

jaw game strong